Who I Follow

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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(via superwhomerlocked-in-erebor)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(via happiest)

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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(via bastille)

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

(via gnarly)

byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

(via braydaaan)

(via pizza)

koalugh:

Orange is the New Black makes me want to be a bad bitch and get sent to prison

(via braydaaan)

nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

(via meladoodle)

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(via cumfort)

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

(via baileebai)

(via iouspn)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(via laughcentre)

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

(via pizza)

(via gnarly)