Who I Follow

byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

(via braydaaan)

(via pizza)

koalugh:

Orange is the New Black makes me want to be a bad bitch and get sent to prison

(via braydaaan)

nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

(via meladoodle)

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(via cumfort)

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

(via baileebai)

(via iouspn)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(via laughcentre)

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

(via pizza)

(via gnarly)

(via iouspn)

amoying:

sluttyoliveoil:

what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body

image

(via gnarly)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(via pizza)

darthwhatislove:

feelknower1993:

that’s my kind of headline

Literally the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via ch0colatesh0ulders)